[D6, EN] Yakitori & Beer

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Re: [D6, EN] Yakitori & Beer

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Hato wrote:
Tue Apr 19, 2022 2:58 pm
"Ahhhhh" Hato said as the joke clicked into place in her mind.

"Apologies Lord Crab. This one became too focused on Lord Crab's storytelling. The punchline was so fast and sneaky, this one was totally caught off guard." she admitted. "This is truly a fault within the listener, not the performer."

Feeling an imbalance and not wanting to let atmosphere be ruined, she tried another approach.

"A computer programmer walks into a bar.

He orders one sake.
He orders two sake.
He orders three sake.
He orders one hundred sake.
He orders ten thousand sake
He orders negative one sake.
He orders red sake.

Satisfied, he leaves the bar.

A computer user enters the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar explodes."
Satsu chuckles heartily and says, "Story of my life. Kampai!"

He downs the beer.
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