Scorpion1: Ready for tomorrow?
Scorpion2: I think so, my costume's been ready for a week or so?
Scorpion1: Wicked. So, what are you going as?
Scorpion2: You'll see.
Scorpion1: Oh come on. You can tell me.
Scorpion2: Can I? *giggle*
Scorpion1: The UG vid was sick?
Scorpion2: What UG vid?
Scorpion1: Someone went into Desolation and...
Scorpion2: Uh-huh. Where did you get that?
Scorpion1: Can't really tell you, you know.
Scorpion1: Anyway, it was done by this guy called Dai.
Scorpion2: Dai?
Scorpion1: Yeah, Dai.
Scorpion1: Anyway, I had no idea what's out there.
Scorpion2: So what's out there?
Scorpion1: Dude. Monsters.
Scorpion2: Soo, a Spider diva?
Scorpion1: No, I meant real monsters, like Gaki and stuff.
Scorpion2: Sounds like Spider to me!
Some point at 4 AM, somewhere in Artificial islands
Drunk Mantis1: So, we are having a sick party at the embassy today.
Drunk Scorpion1: Really now? Am I invited?
Drunk Mantis1: Yoritomo's Nutsack! Everyone is invited!
Drunk Scorpion1: Is there beer?
Drunk Mantis1: Aww yeah. And music. And people in swim-wear. And Big-Ass Yoritomo-made loud hailers! Epic!
Scorpion1: Huh. That Spider is really something.
Scorpion2: Who did she sleep with now?
Scorpion1: Uh... no-one. Probably. But it seems that she thinks Soshi Kazumi makes awful music.
Scorpion2: But I like her music!
Scorpion1: Yeah, me too.
Scorpion2: That diva must have slept with too many ronin to get messed like that.
Scorpion1: So, Susumu Yakumo.
Scorpion2: Whom this time?
Scorpion1: Yurei, the ronin.
Scorpion2: Right, one more on the list.
Scorpion1: She's cute, though?
Scorpion2: Yakumo?
Scorpion1: No, Yurei.
Mantis1: So, what do you think about Susumu-sama?
Mantis2: Susumu Yuji-sama?
Mantis1: Yeah, him.
Mantis2: I think he has hots for for the Watanabe heiress.
Mantis1: Isn't he married?
Mantis2: Isn't that just technicality?
Scorpion1: So, went to flip cards.
Scorpion2: And?
Scorpion1: Got trounced by a spunky Bayushi.
Scorpion2: Bayushi Senshuken-sama?
Scorpion1: Yeah.
Scorpion2: As they say.
Scorpion2: Mess with the best, get knocked out like the rest.
Spider1: Susumu Yuji-sama has a really beautiful wife.
Spider2: Doesn't he?
Spider1: Makes you wonder why he keeps eyeing other women.
Spider2: I mean, Yaku-pin is awfully cute?
Spider1: She is, isn't she.
Scorpion1: Crab are just awful.
Scorpion2: What do you mean?
Scorpion1: I heard they found two read ronin in a ditch behind the House of Stone.
Scorpion2: Huh. Spies?
Scorpion1: No. Crab subcontractors.
Heimen1: There's a convention today!
Heimen2: So many conventions. There was Fan Con last month. Runway Con last week and the Motor Meetup was just yesterday!
Heimen1: But it's Realm Expo! That's one of the big ones!
Heimen2: Oh, I better roll out a special menu for today.
Heimen1: Don't you just serve the same thing all the time?
Heimen2: Yes, but they'll have special names. Con-goers just eat up that stuff.
Crane1: O.M.K! I just had a wild idea!
Crane2: What? You have to spill the details if you're going to freak out like this!
Crane1: Notice that Asahina Hinata and Susumu Yakumo were together at Oshidama?
Crane2: Don't mean that both of them are...
Crane1: You guessed it!
Crane2: They're secretly d-
Crane1: They're hinting that Susumu Yakumo is going to be the next member of Usagi Drop!
Crane2: Wait, what?! This wasn't where I think it was going to go.
Crane1: The entertainment world is going to go NUTS! The best two acts in the galaxy, together!
Scorpion1: Where are all of the Mantis samurai this season? Did they all leave to do some raiding?
Scorpion2: What do you mean? They Mantis have sent their best samurai, have you heard of Yoritomo Seika?
Scorpion1: Should I? Is there an Imperial ransom on her?
Scorpion2: No, she's the heiress of a big Mantis company and a shrewd businesswoman.
Scorpion1: Maybe a company of pirates! I bet all of her business transactions are made with boarding and at gunpoint!
Dragon1: The Lion sending a journalist here to show more about the righteous personalities of the World of Dreams seems like a very difficult task.
Dragon2: Yes, indeed. But, it is an effort worth taking. So many honorable souls that don't have a voice.
Dragon1: I agree. Specially with all the propaganda going on.
Dragon2: I wonder when her next article will pop up.
Ronin1: Oi, buddy - remember that about the Chrysanthemum being open-handed this winter?
Ronin2: 'Course I do! I've been working twice as hard since we've heard that.
Ronin1: You might want to work even harder. Seems like some of them have even been scouting some Ronin to adopt into one of their families.
Ronin2: Wait... what? Seriously?
Ronin1: So I've heard! Must be one of the Miya, I think.
Ronin2: But... taking in the likes of us? I just can't believe it...
Ronin1: Are you ready to just pass on such an opportunity?
Ronin2: I guess not! Triple shifts, here I come...
Scorpion1: Bayushi Ryuuhei is metal as gridiron!
Scorpion2: Oh yeah?
Scorpion1: Apparently he's setting up a gig?
Scorpion2: Oh yeah?
Scorpion1: They say last time, three people died in the moshpit.
Scorpion2: Now that's metal.
Scorpion1: The Fantasy Fight qualifiers were so brutal! Some of the best players in the game were ousted pretty early. I guess they couldn't predict some of the new decks.
Scorpion2: Do you think that Bayushi Senshuken could be the next biggest thing?
Scorpion1: The way she dismantled Susumu Jouichirou's newest deck was absolutely brutal. It was painful to see that happen on stream even.
Scorpion2: If she keeps it up, maybe she'll get sponsorships!
Nari-chan Live!
The popular digital video personality, Nari-chan the Kitsune, makes her online appearance to her fans. She chats with her fans while playing a few rounds of Mochi Crush.
"Oooouuu, this round was pretty tough but it looks like I got through it. Thank you, everyone! I think I'm getting better thanks to your support! " Nari-chan beams happily with closed eyes.
"It's been a while since I've sung something, maybe I should sing something to thank you all! Do you have any requests? "
Nari-chan bobs her head happily as she takes in the responses flooding through her chat.
"Oh? Something from Susumu Yakumo? Yeah, I heard she's wonderful and a very generous soul! She's running a concert too? Hm! Maybe I should donate the proceeds of my next concert to needy ronin too! She's so nice! Mm! Mm! I wish her luck in the concert, she's going to do so well!"